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A Little Box At The Top Of The Stairs Productions


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(Phone Bookings 342 1055)

By Frank Marcus
Directed by Garry Thomas
Thursday to Saturday, 22 to 24 and
29 to 31 October, 7:30pm


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By Anna Longaretti
Dir: Marilyn Ollett
On stage from 30 September


In a busy call centre, the four female employees of Aphrodite, a sex toy manufacturer, take telephone orders for Teasey Maids, Titivators and rotating pearl g-strings. Beneath the cheerful customer service and easy banter, however, these very different women nurse their own desires and disappointments.


Sylvie is desperate to have a baby, but her single-minded approach is taking its toll on her marriage and causing friction with her co-workers.


With five children, Janice rarely finds time for herself or her husband. Tiffany is young and single, looking for ‘the one’, but wary of sacrificing her independence.


Star employee Lily, meanwhile, is stuck in a loveless marriage and estranged from her son, but buries her pain in wisecracks and work.


Sex Cells


Their gentle and innocent manager Mr Causeway attempts to diffuse the tension between his staff while suppressing a longstanding crush on the oblivious Lily. Sex Cells is a very funny, poignant play about motherhood, friendship, love and loss




Lily ... Amanda Shields
Sylvie ... Sam McKinnon
Tiffany ... Shani Annand-Baron
Janice ... Jamie Lee
Mr Causeway ... John Boyce



Elmwood Players’ Kidz Theatre Presents


Dir: Susan Cameron and Sarah Coursey


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On stage Sat 3, Sun 4 and Sat 10 October (11am and 2pm)


Ahrr, the cast be:

  • Sharon Yule

  • Jan Adams

  • Libby Wilson

  • Genna-Kate Ryan

  • Andrea Quinlan

  • Geoff Kendall


Elmwood Players’ Kidz Theatre



Pirates Pandemonium


Want to find out more about Auditions?

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