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By April de Angelis
Dir: Garry Thomas


February 20 (by appointment)

On stage April 2016


“I don’t look 50. I don’t act 50. I could get away with … 43?”


Hilary, an anguished north London heroine, has made it to 50 with not nearly enough to show for it: her ever-texting teenage daughter is in a state of perpetual, highly sexed rebellion,her marriage has sagged into severe disrepair and her worthy job on a local ‘reading support’ unit is falling prey to the cuts.



“It’s funny, deliciously rude and at times piercingly moving…” The Guardian


Hilary – our heroine
Mark - husband
Tilly – teenaged daughter
Frances – Hilary’s friend
Lyndsey – Tilly’s friend
Bea – Josh’s mother
Roland – Josh’s father
Josh – Tilly’s boyfriend
Cam – a student


Audition details to follow.


Photos from "Sex Cells" & "Pirates Pandemonium"

Sex Cells Sex Cells
Pirates Pirates

Want to find out more about Auditions?

Elmwood Players has an email list for notifying all interested actors about auditions. It is not limited to stage roles we sometimes get requests from film-makers, independent producers and tv/film students who all need actors for their projects.


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